The Kingfish Gets a Job on Guam!

As March 5, 2012, marks one year after I moved here on the island of Guam, I thought about OTR shows that had something to do with this lovely Tropical paradise.

Guam was the only U.S. jurisdiction that was completely occupied by an Axis power during World War II. Our liberation from the Japanese forces by the U.S. Navy, Marines, and Army in 1943 had numerous remote news broadcasts from the island. One interview of Marine Corps private named Staff was quite monumental and poignant.

Most OTR fans know about these audio documentaries. Even Guam public school teachers, who are required to take a course in Guam history at the University of Guam, MUST listen to those broadcasts by the NBC, CBS, Mutual, and Blue networks of the liberation.

So I had to do something different:

One thing where Guam really gets shortchanged is in entertainment. I don’t mean we lack in it… Oh, no. We have NBC, CBS, ABC, and Fox local TV affiliates. We lost our CW affiliate last year and we never had MyTV. We have all the cable stations.We have three cinemas showing the latest films from Hollywood and Manila. We see movies from Hollywood almost one day before anyone else on the U.S. mainland, since we are two time zones west of the International Dateline.

We only have three AM radio stations but we get a constant dose of radio drama. One of those stations even airs complete OTR shows with unedited original commercials…

No… The problem is what the entertainment industry thinks of Guam.

In the early 1961, a movie was made about a locally popular hero, George Tweed, a U.S. Navy radio man who got stuck here after the Japanese took over in December 1941. His story is told in a book which is available at all Guam bookstores (also check online sources) is called Robinson Crusoe, USN. The movie starred Jeffrey Hunter as Petty Officer Tweed. The problem was that at this time it was impossible to make any movies on the island since the entire place was considered a naval installation (including Andersen Air Force Base). Even to take a pleasure trip to the island require a base pass from the Department of the Navy. So this movie, No Man is an Island, was filmed in the Philippines. The locals in the movie were Filipinos, living their culture and speaking Tagalog. Guam’s culture is much different and the indigenous language is Chamorro. So Guam didn’t really get noticed.

In Good Morning, Vietnam, the harassing Army sergeant major was punished for being so mean to Adrian Cronauer by being sent from Saigon to Guam because, “Nothing ever happens in Guam.”

In Look Who’s Talking, children were admonished not to play on the airport conveyor belts as their parents told them, “You might end up going to Guam!”

And in Matilda, as the little girl’s parents tried to flee from police and FBI agents, her mother shouts, “We’re going to Guam!” As if Guam lacks law enforcement. Ha, ha! We have the Guam Police Department, the Border Patrol, and the FBI. They wouldn’t get far. (They probably wouldn’t make it through Won Pat International Airport!)

David Letterman was a little nicer about Guam on The Late Show. The question was asked, “What do you know about Guam?” Nobody knew anything. Hey Dave! We watch your show here!

Guam still has a Rexall drug store, although it's actually a part of the Good Neighbor Pharmacy chain.

So, we go back 6 ½ decades to Amos ‘n’ Andy on the radio. On March 21, 1954, CBS aired an episode of the popular show in which George “Kingfish” Stevens was unemployed and seemed to be enjoying his freedom. His wife Sapphire did everything she could to find work for her husband. And Sapphire’s mother, who lived with the couple, was a thorn in the Kingfish’s side.

Well, Sapphire found the perfect job for George. It was as a construction foreman with a government subcontractor on the island of Guam. Sapphire really did her home work. She knew to say “on Guam” instead of “in Guam,” because that’s underground. The job offered a substantial salary, free housing, and both his wife and her mother could come as dependents.Sapphire went on to describe Guam as the largest and southernmost of the Marianas chain. (To which Kingfish made a pun about the A&P chain.) She sighed, “It’s a lovely Tropical paradise.”

To be honest, there is one teeny tiny island to the south of Guam, not far from the village of Merizo and it belongs to Guam. It’s Cocos Island and today it’s a theme park for Japanese tourists which is a good place to spend a fortune quickly. Most locals have never been there.

The story is a lot of fun. I’m not going to spoil it and give away the end so here is a link to download and MP3 file of the program. (Click on the radio below to download the show.)

Now for some personal comments: The characters in this story were black and the series has been much maligned by the NAACP for being racist (the actors who played Amos, Andy, and the Kingfish, only two guys—not three, were not black but white). This episode has very little to do with race. These people could be anyone. And, in 1954, it could have been possible for a government subcontractor on Guam to hire a black construction foreman.

Actually, Guam’s racism wouldn’t show for another 50 years after this show. Because we are closer to Asia than America, many American store chains on Guam work from cultures in Asia where race, age, sex, and religion are legally discriminated against.

For example, when some black U.S. Air Force personnel tried to get a job as night workers for the 7-Eleven convenience store chain, they were not hired—management even openly bragged about the fact that they weren’t hiring any “niggers.” (Yes, as offensive as that is, they actually said it.) Consequently, we lost 7-Eleven. Maybe they’ll come back someday. We miss Slurpees. Those frozen Cokes and Icees aren’t quite the same thing.

By the way, I’m always looking for more entertainment trivia about Guam. I’m not looking for stupidity, like the Congressman who thinks the island is going to tip over because most of us are on one side of it. We are, in fact, almost the same identical size as Singapore. We have 5% of Singapore’s population. If Singapore isn’t sinking, we won’t tip over. Don’t kid us about that. It’s no laughing matter…

You can tease us that our highest speed limit is only 35 miles per hour (and we even have one highway which is partially considered a freeway!) Children riding in the back of a pickup truck must wear safety straps attached to the bed. Those under 12 years of age, who are 4’8” or shorter must ride in a safety seat in the rear of a car (not in the front seat). My fiancée is 4’7”. Fortunately, she is an adult and can ride up front with me. But motorcyclists are not required helmets. And bicyclists can ride in any direction they want on the sidewalk. Tease us about those laws. But not the tipping thing.

Because of the time difference, as I finish writing this post, it’s 11:30 AM, March 5, here on Guam, but it’s 5:30 PM, March 4, in California. It was this time five years ago, March 4, 2007, that my dad died peacefully in his sleep at home in Rialto, California. A happy anniversary. And a sad one.

Adventures in Odyssey

Welcome me back after a long hiatus! I'm not really sure I can post as regularly as I did over the years. I still have so much to share with everyone. I need to get back to some of the questions on my guest book. If you want something answered quickly, contact me at my Facebook page.

I mentioned that the longest running radio drama was (and still is) Unshackled!, which has been heard throughout the world continually since 1950 (thats over 61 years!) The longest running news program is the CBS World News Round-Up which has been running since the late 1930s and is still heard. And the oldest running radio music show is Music and the Spoken Word, also on CBS, which has been broadcast by station KSL in Salt Lake City (from the Mormon Tabernacle) since 1929. I will write about it later.

The longest running comedy show isn't from Old Time Radio. It was first broadcast on November 21, 1987, which means my older daughter was a year old when it first came on. It's Adventures in Odyssey. Sponsored by Focus on the Family, the sitcom is a combination of Old Time Radio, modern technology, old fashioned values, and old time religion, as well as Saturday morning cartoons. Its opening music by John Campbell is reminiscent of Frank Comstock's theme for Rocky and His Friends.

The premise of the show is very simple: Odyssey is a small town in an undisclosed location. We know it isn't near Chicago, Iowa, California, or Colorado. John Avery Whitaker is an entrepreneur who owns an educational book publishing house near Chicago. He also owns a soda fountain in Odyssey called "Whit's End," as everyone calls him Whit. He's very politically conservative and a very interesting and resourceful person. Whit's End has video games and virtual reality exhibits giving the place sort of a science fiction feel, but you know it could happen in the present day.

Whit's main job at the soda fountain is counseling with people of all ages. He's good at it. His wife died a few years ago and he has nothing but time. Whit has two employees: Connie is a high school senior who is 17 going on 35. She's sweet and helpful. But she isn't as competent as she wants to be and she knows it. Eugene is a techie who began working for Whit in college and couldn't seem to quit to find a job in his field after graduation. He did some of the work on the virtual reality stuff in the store. Eugene is a new believer in Christ who sometimes gets a little confused about all kinds of stuff. He's a good friend to all.

The program is enjoyed not only by Christians but also by agnostics and atheists alike. It isn't really that blatantly Evangelical that the unbelievers are turned away. But some of those have actually become Christians by the show.

Now one of the interesting parts of the show is that most of the kids, who are played by kids, age and develop as they should. The main roles, such as that of Connie Kendall, who is played by an actress who was born the day before my late sister, never get any older. Actually, I like that. That shows a consistency.

It should be pointed out that one of the actors presently performing on the show is a veteran of Old Time Radio: Alan Young (born 1919) plays the part of Jack Allen, the antique dealer. I hope to put his biography up here someday. You know, he's going to be 93 this November... I saw him at a concert at the Music Center in Los Angeles about ten years ago and he looked great.

Also, Dave Madden (born 1931), who was in the cast of Rowan and Martin's Laugh-In, plays the part of the window washer and handyman.

PRESENT CAST

John Avery Whittaker ..................... Andre Stojko

Connie Kendall .................... Katie Leigh

Eugene Meltsner .................... Will Ryan

Katrina Shanks-Meltsner .................... Pamela Hayden

Bernard Walton .................... Dave Madden

Wooton Bassett .................... Jess Harnell

Jack Allen .................... Alan Young

Announcer .................... Chris Landsdowne-Anthony

Although the show functions as a ministry of Focus on the Family, there have been some commercial tie-ins with the Chick Fil-A chain.

Here is the link for the Adventures in Odyssey 'Blog. There are also cartoons and video games of the series.

In this picture we see Connie, Eugene, and Whit. (Of course, they're better if you just imagine them.)

Dudley Manlove (1914-96)

Dudley Devere Manlove (yes, it was his real name!) was born June 11, 1914, in Oakland, California, into a family that worked part of the year in vaudeville. Not a very wealthy family, but hard working, he was able to get singing, dancing, and piano lessons from colleagues of his parents. He worked on the vaudeville circuit himself through his mid 20s, when he got a position of staff announcer at radio station KPO in San Francisco.

Most OTR aficionados remember Dudley Manlove as the announcer on the NBC West Coast detective series, Candy Matson.

After Candy Matson went off the air, Manlove moved to Los Angeles to try his hand at motion pictures. Through his association with Monty Masters of the Candy Matson show, he befriended Jack Webb, who used Manlove for several of his radio shows and for the Dragnet TV show, as well as other work in television. He was also famous for his Lux soap commercials.

He also met Edward D. Wood, Jr., said to be the worst Hollywood film director/producer/writer of all time. Manlove did four of Wood's projects, including Plan IX from Outer Space (where the picture attached to this entry came from), in which he played the alien Eros.

Manlove was a staff announcer at the old NBC Radio City at Sunset and Vine in Hollywood. He retired before that building was razed in the mid 1960s. He died on April 17, 1996, at the age of 81, in San Bernardino, ironically, the city that was attacked in Plan IX from Outer Space.

Duncan Hines (1880-1959)

Duncan Hines was born March 26, 1880, in Bowling Green, Kentucky. As a young man he traveled around the country as a traveling salesman. Not being able to cook meant that he had to eat in restaurants (I know the feeling). In 1935, with his wife, Clara, he wrote a book called Adventures in Good Eating. He then wrote sever

al other books about traveling. He was the guest on many radio shows, however, none of these exist anymore.

During the 1930s and 1940s, Hines went around the country rating the food in restaurants.

In 1949, his wife died and he started a food company with Roy Park, Hines-Park Foods. Its most popular line was ice cream. Park took it over completely in 1953. It was sold to Procter and Gamble in 1957. P&G sold it to Aurora Foods in 1998. Aurora sold it to Pinnacle Foods in 2004. The brand lives on. When P&G took the company, it concentrated on cake mixes, frosting mixes, and other home baked goods.

Duncan Hines died a few days before his 79th birthday on March 15, 1959. Sadly, since all of his radio appearances have been lost, the only recorded broadcast of Mr. Hines is an episode of the TV game show, To Tell the Truth, in 1957. Duncan Hines is buried in Fairview Cemetery in Bowling Green. A three mile stretch of US 31-W north of the city is named for him.

George Fenneman (1919-97)

George Watt Fenneman was born November 10, 1919, in Beijing, China. (It was known as Peking in those days.) His father was an international banker. Before he could start school, his family moved to San Francisco, California, where he grew up. He graduated from San Francisco State College (now University) and went to work for the Blue Network as a war correspondent during World War II.

He married British character actress Peggy Ann Clifford on May 29, 1943. They would have three children. She died in 1984.

Returning to California and moving to Hollywood, George's first radio show was a comedy show starring Bob Sweeney and Hal March. The Sweeney and March Show would only be heard for one season.

Next, they said it was an experiment, but it ended up being the program which most people think of when they think of George Fenneman, You Bet Your Life, "the comedy quiz show from Hollywood." Groucho Marx was the moderator who basically just talked to guests as if they were visiting him at his house. George would have announced a "secret word" and if anyone said that word, they won a heap of money. Although the show was scripted, Groucho never let that bother him. A thirty minute show could take two hours to record. The tough part was getting the best thirty minutes to go on the air. George was the perfect straight man. You Bet Your Life aired on ABC first, then moved to CBS, for a couple of years, then to NBC, where it was also seen on television. The show lasted on radio until 1954. Many of the TV episodes would be broadcast on radio. The last TV episode aired in 1961.

Other shows George announced were Abbott and Costello, Pat Novak for Hire, I Fly Anything, and Gunsmoke.

Two more big jobs he had were Dragnet and the Martin and Lewis Show, both for Chesterfield cigarettes.

On Dragnet, he was first heard in the beginning of 1951. Two announcers were used: George was one and the other was Hal Gibney. George would do the same on television... in the 1950s with Hal and in the 1960s with John Stephenson (1923- ), best known as the voice of Mr. Slate on the Flintstones cartoon series.

On Martin and Lewis, he introduced Dean Martin and read lots of commercials. Occasionally, he did introduce Jerry Lewis.

George appeared in one movie in 1951, The Thing from Another World, in which he played the part of Dr. Redding, a scientist. The part was offered to him as its director, Christopher Nyby, was his next door neighbor. He also appeared in a serial on the Mickey Mouse Club, but aside from that he was only seen as himself, the genial announcer.

He hosted two game shows, Anybody Can Play (1958, CBS) and Your Surprise Package (1961, syndicated). Incidentally, the latter featured Carol Merrill, the lovely model who would later gain notoriety on Let's Make a Deal, hosted by Monty Hall.

After the death of veteran radio announcer, Harry Von Zell (1906-81), George took his place as the commercial spokesman for Home Savings and Loan. (The picture at the left is the old Sunset and Vine branch of that bank in Hollywood. It was the former site of NBC's Hollywood studio which was razed in the mid 1960s.)

George Fenneman died on May 29, 1997, after a long bout with emphysema at his home in Los Angeles. He was 77 years old.